No.495180

Suicide

No.495268

have a victory fuck with your pokemon

No.495284

Take in sunlight!

No.495320

>>495180

No.495368

Humiliation Konga!

No.495436

>>495284
You would but it's cloudy out. It's going to rain soon.

>GENERATION 6 WILL HAVE WEATHER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET BASED ON YOUR LOCATION AND SOME POKEMON ARE ONLY CAPTURABLE DURING CERTAIN WEATHERS. HOPE YOU DON'T LIVE IN MAINE OR SEATTLE.

No.495482

>>495436

Fuck that sounds awesome, don't tease me bro.

WANDER INTO GRASS

No.495499

>>495436
They need to do this!!!

No.495502

>>495436
WALK INTO THE GODDAMNED ROUTE AND FIGHT SOME WILD POKEMON

No.495571

>>495436
Save the game!

No.495627

>>495482
ohhhhhh myyyy!

No.495680

>>495627

No.495720

>>495680
Abscond

No.495812

>>495720
Oh shit it's a new pokemon that has never been in any of the previous games before.

No.495856

>>495812
Is it a nipple or some kind of amoeba?

No.495881

Go DURAMANA.

No.495885

you faggots will do anything for attention

No.495901

Throw some mud at it.

No.495902

A wild pigeon appears!

Neighbor: "Hey, wait! You don't have any defense against that small animal!"

Your character: "It's alright! These animals actually rarely bother people, and usually scamper off if you don't feed them food! I'm in no harm whatso- oh okay you threw a rock at it and it died."

No.495946

FIGHT

No.495970

>>495901

No.496010

>>495946

No.496048

You select fight for reasons that indicate you didn't see last night's thread.

No.496077

>>495812
>>495881
>>495970
Duramana is missing its life bar

No.496083

>>495970
Flip it off.

No.496084

USE THE POKEDEX APP. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE FUCKER CAN DO. /capslock

No.496086

Next pokemon will be pre-evolution of Luvdisk!

No.496161

>>496048
Throw Pokeball

No.496165

>>496048

I had to sleep, I left before you even made it out of your house. :<

LEER

No.496241

>>496086
Don't spooooil!

>>496084
You haven't caputered it yet!

>>495970
You can only use one Trainer Ability per round in Pokemon Generation 6!

>>496077
It's on the bottom screen.

No.496329

>>496165
Duramana LEERS.

PotAwto's defense fell.

No.496335

>>496241
Play a Touch-Screen Minigame!

No.496385

>>496329

PUNCH POTAWTO

No.496447

>>496405
Oh, crap. Use Growl.

No.496488

>>496405
USE DOUBLE EDGE NOAWWWWWWW

No.496521

>>496335
LOCUST: Now is not the TIME for that!

No.496617

GROWL DOES NOTHING because he's underground.

No.496659

>>496617
SING A TOOL SONG

No.496667

>>496521
Throw a damn pokeball! If that doesn't work, then go kick the shit out of it. Wait for it to resurface from dig first.

No.496674

>>496405
Switch to the Ice/Flying type whose named currently escapes me!

No.496677

>>496617
Just throw the pokeball. We can't hurt it goddamn.

No.496734

>>496674
We have another pokemon? Man, I should have been here for the first part. What is it?

No.496776

>>496674
Now we're talking!

No.496841

>>496776
Fight

No.496859

>>496821
>>496821
Use Leech Seed.

No.496964

>>496821
Extreme cold

No.497006

>>496964
>>496964
LEECH SEED

No.497008

>>496821
Fuck. Both of those attacks look like they'll knock out PotAwto. Use Peck, I guess.

No.497024

>>496821
Use Extreem cold on Datass's nipples, they will become sharp enough to stab out the wild pokemon's eyes.

No.497055

OMG I'M LATE TO THE PARTY! -starts reading to catch up-

No.497074

>>496964
Snowbirga uses extreme cold!

The area is now an iceburg.

No.497115

>>497074
Aaaand?

No.497153

>>497115
PotAwto uses Potato Lamp.

It's Super Effective 4x Damage and STAB.

No.497200

>>497153
Fucking hell. Flee damn it.

No.497308

>>497153
SON OF A BITCH! Uhhh... Send Ichisee (is that right?) And choose fight!

No.497327

>>497200

No.497364

>>497327
You're kidding, right?

No.497369

>>497327
NO WAY OUT! D:
Send out the grass/poison type! There's gotta be something it can use!

No.497422

>>497308

No.497453

>>497422
Blunt. You know you have to.

No.497471

>>497422
Uhhh... Okay use Cush? OH WAIT! Does the second screen give a summary of what the moves do? O_O

No.497509

Cush

No.497567

SUDDENLY. GROUDON. THOUSANDS OF THEM.

No.497587

>>497453
Kelschii delivers a BLUNT TRAUMA to PotAwto.

PotAwto faints!

Datass wins the battle!

Duramana receives 15 exp

Duramana has reached level 6!

Kelschii receives 15 exp.

Kelschii has reached level 6!

No.497727

>>497654
:o

No.497761

>>497654
wtf is it to begin with :~

No.497814

>>497786
Oh my God. WTF!? lol Wow. Okay? Pokedex App?

No.497829

Do we have an archive yet? I have a site rip of the last thread I'd like to submit.

No.497862

>>497816

so its an multi elemental penis/diglett.

No.497921

>>497814
New Pokedex entry for Duramanana

No.497936

>>497816
Why the fuck can't it damage anything FFFFFF-

No.497937

Duramanananabooboo

No.497993

>>497921
wow. Fuckin' useless fire type. lol Hope this changes soon.
Continue to next town.

No.498024

>>497993
Which one? Plaid Town or Tandem Town?

(We're out of colors by this point.)

No.498053

>>498024
I say Plaid town.

>out of colors
You wish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colors

No.498138

>>497829
I don't think 4chanarchive has /tr/ up yet, unfortunately.
Good thing you saved the first thread though.

For those of you who don't know why you have 3 pokemon, they're the starters and you got all three.

No.498185

>>498024
Plaid. Then check the first house ya see.

No.498197

>>498053
No, you don't understand. Black and White, and then subsequent continuations in the Console pokemon series USED ALL OF THOSE.

So you head off to Plaid Town, when...

No.498277

>>498197

is that TOM?

No.498285

>>498197
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Alright lets get this over with.

No.498342

>>498197
Let's go Durumanana! You're...you're okay.

No.498376

>>498138
I inadvertently ripped every page of every board. Not the full threads, but pages 0, 1, 2, ect. of every board. I trimmed out the ones that weren't /vp/ but pruning out vp's would be... problematic.

Currently it's 8megs rar'd.

No.498459

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JETPACK?

No.498485

Did you know you can friend me on POKéBOOK?

It's a new app on your POKéGEAR 4G that allows you to keep in touch with trainers and learn where they are so you can challenge them to REMATCHES!

You should add me right now! My POKéBOOK login name is COOLTRAINER-F CLARISA! I know it all!

No.498512

>>498485

use your ARMS on it

No.498518

ignore friend request

No.498570

>>498485
Add friend. Maybe she'll give us something.

No.498606

Lesbian Sexy Times!

No.498663

>>498570

No.498694

>>498485

accept it

No.498714

You just LOG ON to POKéBOOK and add me! There, I did it for you!

Now we're best internet friends!

No.498734

get stuff?

No.498789

>>498714
Take photo with Cooltrainer F and post it on your profile

No.498795

Watch this actually happen in a game.

No.498850

>>498789
THIS!

In other news I've gotten the rip of the old thread down to 5mb if anyone wants it.

No.498892

>>498850
I'll have it.

No.498946

>>498924

Poke her in the eye... hope she drops money

No.498972

>>498850
We need to find/make a permanent website to put these on.

No.499004

>>498924
poke her boobs

No.499005

>>498485
>CLARISA! I know it all!
Oh you guys and your 90s tv show references.

No.499038

>>498924
poke her back

No.499056

>>498924
>she wants to fuck

No.499071

>>498972
((I'll host them on my own site if you want. I'll make a page that has an index later. Please don't look at anything else on the site. It is ALL terrible and I'm currently doing a massive restructuring of everything))

Thread 1: http://www.newrem.com/savedthreads/tr%20%20-%20Team%20Rocket.htm

No.499216

>>499071
HURRAY!

Well here's another rip of thread 1 for anyone who still wants it.
http://www.mediafire.com/?epls0xc7pl4m6fx

No.499294

She takes a picture of you two as new best friends and then posts it to her POKéBOOK it's really annoying.

She then lets you go and then stands in place, never to move again unless invoked.

No.499330

GTFO of there.

No.499333

>>499294
check her pokebook to see if shes got anything interesting going on.

No.499390

Smack the cool trainer in the tit telling her to prepare for a Poke'mon Battle. For now on, this is how you will challenge other trainers to battles.

No.499410

>>499071
Op, we love you!

No.499433

>>498485
Oh hell yes, Clarissa Explains It All reference! Nice one OP.

No.499438

>>499294
look for a town with a gym and kick ass

No.499495

Grind to evolve ice dodo and weed guy.

No.499520

OK so after that Pokéal Networking fiasco, you make it to Plaid Town. God dammit.

No.499555

>>499520

go search that house

No.499624

Oh wait, nevermind. I guess we're going to Tandem City.

No.499652

jeez you sure do look a lot like TOM from behind

No.499683

OK so we're going to skip ahead a bit until we get to Tandem City, if you don't mind.

No.499701

>>499624
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
yeah do that

No.499716

Go to Tandem City and try to find someone normal

No.499791

Walk into Tandem City all badass and shit.

No.499802

>>499624
Post photos of your team on PokeBook.

No.499858

>>497654
>>497786
>>497816
I know this is pretty late, but goddamn it evolved at level 6.
And then it learned tail whip. WHEN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TAIL FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

No.499861

>>499791
There's a storm blowing in...

...on the winds of change.

There's a new champion in town...

...and her name is Datass.

No.499875

challenge someone

No.499896

you should mug someone for cash to buy balls to catch potawtoes

No.499940

Go find a Pokemart to stock up on supplies.

No.499962

go to the first gym already, christ

No.499963

>>499875
You don't see any Pokémon trainers around.

No.499969

>>499858
>Digglet learned Scratch

Problem?

>>499861
Head to the Poke'mon Center, kick the doors open, and demand the nurse heals your pokemon, all whilst being bug eyed.

No.500025

no

No.500026

>>499963
((forgot my pic))

No.500124

So is DATASS male or female since she's a ?.

No.500140

go to the pokemart to buy supplies and shit

No.500213

issue a town-wide challenge so that their best trainer may come forth

No.500278

>>499683
Should have been a .gif of you blasting off using your jetpack instead.

No.500294

>>499969
The nurse politely acquiesces to your request.

No.500385

>>500294
Save the game!!!

No.500417

>>500385
She gives your pokemon back and says she hopes to see you again.

You save the game!

No.500434

NOW FIGHT

No.500442

get some running shoes for fucks sake

No.500459

>>500417
Cool, now go outside and climb up a lamp post and gather data on the town's buildings.

No.500490

>>500417
>>500417
Go outside and use bluetooth to scan for nearby trainers.

No.500498

Grind them for a bit to up there levels, 80s montage style!

No.500549

>>500417
I kinda wish this pic and an unexplained three arms.

Go to the shop and buy pokeballs.

No.500576

>>500417
Show us Dat Ass.

No.500608

>>500459
You use your JETPACK to fly up to the top of a lamp post.

This town has a MART, a POKéMON center, an ENTRANCE to the PRISMATIC FOREST and an OLD LADY who knows what she's doing.

No.500663

>>500608
I DO BELIEVE DATASS SHOULD SHOW US DAT ASS.

No.500665

Try to steal money from the old lady

No.500688

>>495141
Yeah... Pokemon... Didn't you beat him up with your Arms item?

No.500696

Ask the old lady to show you how to catch pokemon

No.500698

>>500608
Talk to old lady.

No.500699

>>500665
No! She'll just give us a tutorial!

No.500713

>>500549

No.500756

>>500713
Oh good the tutorial just died. Buy potions too I think.

No.500766

>>500756
wait do we even have money?

No.500767

>>500713
Examine the body, please. Can't just leave a dying person out on the street.

No.500770

>>500713
STEAL TO THE OLD LADY

No.500811

>>500767
>examine the body
Is this code for "loot the corpse"? Because if so we may have found the answer to our (hypothetical) monetary woes!

No.500858

>>500811
She might not be dead.

No.500872

Anyway, so you go inside the shop but when you walk in, the store clerk points at you and says,

>"Hey, aren't you from Polygon? I've been expecting you. There's a package for Professor Locust."

No.500900

check the contents of the package

No.500918

>>500900
>NowIsn'tTheTimeToUseThis.jpg

No.500971

>>500872
I KNEW IT.
Fill out the POKéMART survey.

No.500982

>>500872
Tell the dude to fuck off, You aren't his delivery bitch. Then proceed to buy supplies (10x Poke'Balls and 5x Potions)

No.501009

he's kinda hot, flirt with him

No.501057

>>500900

OH GOD HOW PREDICTABLE.

No.501066

>>500872
What's with that stuffed Hobbs doll?

No.501096

>>501066
And the stupid Calvin shirt.

No.501097

>>501057
.jpg.png
nice touch.

No.501134

maybe because it's Calvin

No.501189

OP why is the POKéMART owner Calvin of "Calvin and Hobbs"?


...Can we use his Time Machine?

No.501249

Take package to Prof. Locust. Let's get this story going.

No.501261

>>500982

No.501273

lucky we have a jetpack to fly around... does it have fuel?

No.501337

>>501261
inb4 pokemon battle

No.501344

>>501249
Yeah, I guess we should.

No.501350

fight hobbes

No.501406

>>501344
Trip over a rock.

No.501422

the package probably has something in it that the professor is going to give you anyway like every other package ever

No.501431

>>501337
You're heading outside when--

No.501436

>>501344
Suddenly, Tom shows up as you leave the pokemart!

No.501454

>>501431
TAIL WHIP

No.501527

use your ARMS again

No.501547

walk out the door backwards

No.501568

>>501431
thanks for the link to the POKéMUSIC

No.501602

that bitch stole his fedora back from you ;_;

No.501632

>>501580
inb4 bug catcher due to the hat and tank top.

No.501639

>>501580
Ask, "Why is your nose not broken?"

No.501661

>>501632
...but... bug catchers don't wear fedoras...

No.501698

>>501580
Use one of your creatures to retaliate! Preferably the ice dodo thing.

No.501720

>>501632
((stop spoiling my jokes))

>"Hey Bitch. I have my OWN pokemon now, and we're going to fight fair and square this time. No more of your tricks!"

No.501740

kick him in the balls and take that pokemon

No.501781

>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141

Fuck off you talentless hack.

No.501795

>>501720
Release Dura-whateverthefuckitscalled, pick it up and bludgeon the fucker and take back your hat and strut off to Loc's place.

No.501871

>>501781
You go fuck off. Leave OP alone.

No.501893

>>501740

No.501910

>>501781
((I'm really sorry.))

No.501911

>>501871
feeding. don't. ect.

No.501914

>>501893
>youGotAnotherPokemon.png
Awesome!

No.501922

>>501781
I don't see you making an awesome thread like this.

No.501933

now use it and see what it is

No.501938

>>501893
Talk about speeding along the story. You go, Datass! On to Prof. Locust's place!

No.501946

>>501893
Theft is cool! When can we join Team Rocket?

No.501997

Why would gen.6 have Team Rocket. Probably has Team Rare Steak or Team Lawnmower.

No.502007

>>501893
Check what pokemon you just stole!

No.502018

Pokedex entry for EEVEE added.

No.502033

>>502007
And also use it to beat up your Rival.

No.502062

take that fedora back too... Datass looked badass with that thing on

No.502072

find a steel stone and get a steel eeveelution

No.502082

Make Tom deliver the package to Locust because he needs to go back and get a new pokemon anyway.

No.502102

>>502018
Use a Venom Stone on it!

No.502118

>>502072
>>502102
steel>poison

No.502135

maybe if you break it's neck it'll become ghost type

No.502143

>>502082
Fuck yeah.

No.502164

>>502118
Poison&Steel. Use the ToxicCopper stone!

No.502170

don't forget your fedora!

No.502215

>>502143
awesomereference.jpg

No.502235

Wait, hold on. Your pokégear is ringing.

No.502256

probably that pokebook chick or mom

No.502292

>>502235

johto theme song ringtone ftw

No.502293

I have a sudden desire to use that as my ringtone...

No.502305

>>502256
just wanting to say she used some of your money to buy you something "useful"

No.502307

TomatoW is best pokemon ever!
It's fuckin fire type.

No.502361

It's Clarissa.

>"OH HEY Datass! I was just training my Salamancer when I saw the CUTEST Tabra! It was all SQUAWK SQUAWK when then suddenly my Salamancer got SO SCARED it was really CUTE. Oh and they're having an EVENT on POKéBOOK right now. You can get 500 free credits for the ONLINE BLACKJACK. Anyway SEEYA LATER BYE!" *click*

You never got a chance to say anything.

No.502379

play some blackjack?

No.502410

Tabra... I'm intrigued...

No.502453

>>502361
>Free credits for PokeBook
>notsureifwant.png

No.502523

It's not very good but it's more readable I think.

No.502527

>>502170

OK so--oh son of a bitch.

Fucking Clarissa wasting your time. Now what do we do?

No.502534

THAT EEVEE NEEDS EVOLVING
use points to buy steelstone and evolve eevee

No.502559

>>502527

maybe the eevee ball still has his scent so you can hunt him down

No.502588

>Tom dressed as a bug catcher
>Has an Eevee
Wat. Also, check for the Gym.

No.502628

>>502527
Buy the Insect Stone with the points and evolve Eevee!

No.502662

>>502628
STEELSECT STONE

No.502681

Why is this board full of stupid faggots that know nothing about quality and worship the most mediocre and shitty things people do?

OP is an egotistical asshole with no talent.

No.502707

>>502681
hemad

No.502709

>>502681
he mad

No.502725

>>502707
Same fag

No.502727

>>502709
>>502707
whoa

No.502728

>>502707
>>502709
hemadmind

No.502733

>>502707
>>502709
hivemind

No.502743

>>502681
Troll harder. 0/10

No.502756

>>502728
>>502733
hivemindmind

No.502821

>>502379
Ok so I guess we're playing blackjack now.

No.502838

stay

No.502857

>>502821
die in a fire and suck epic hair guys dick

No.502859

stay

No.502865

>>502821
Take one hit.

No.502867

>>502821
HIIIIIIIT

No.502899

>>502821
Win, then buy a Porygon with the credits/coins/tokens/whatever the gamblers club calls it in this game.

No.502917

>>502838
What kind of an idiot stays with 12? Lose.

You're out of credits.

IF YOU WANT MORE CREDITS YOU HAVE TO PAY ACTUAL REAL LIFE MONEY TO THE PAYPAL ACCOUNT: pokemonblackjack@wallet.com

Yes. Generation 6 is a come-stay-play.

No.502967

>>502917
Datass closes the Blackjack app and explores in a huff.

No.502980

what a lame attempt at drawhoring this is

No.503022

>>502980
Troll harderer. 0/10

No.503042

>>502967
But to WHERE?!

No.503081

>>503022
nice defending yourself shine

No.503089

>>503042
Anywhere with BATTLES.

No.503102

>>503042
The Gym!!!

No.503120

>>503065
Where do you see an ace there?

No.503182

>>502917
oh good lord, it's a real paypal.

DATASS, install AIM on your pokegear 4g.

No.503200

>>503081
Who the fuck is shine? I'm simply anon. We are many, yadda ydda yadda. All the same trolls in this thread...

No.503248

>>503042

I say trackdown TOM MAXNIGGERS MCSLAGGATHOR

No.503272

OUT OF FCKN NO WHERE

TEAM ROCKET ATTACKS YOU

"GIVE ME THAT DURAMANANA"

No.503276

>>502917
How could you possibly have a wallet.com address?

No.503286

>>503089
No seriously. Where the hell should I go? Do I go back to Locust because that's where TOM went, or do I press ON to the FOREST?

No.503305

>>503286
FOREST. FORGET TOM.

No.503309

>>503272
>>503272
>>503272

this

> Team rocket attacks

No.503310

I need to sleep. What time will this go down tomorrow OP?

No.503319

>>503286

follow TOM

No.503320

>>503286
Go back to Locust. Maybe he's got more sweet shit for you.

No.503362

>>503200
nice try faggot

No.503425

>>503286
Forest.
Fuck TOM, he'll show up again later anyways.

No.503442

>>503362
I can assure you I'm quite the non-gay man. And what time does this go down tomorrow OP?

No.503452

>>503286
Disregard forest. Aquire TOM.

No.503459

>>503305
Alright, we are OUTTA HERE. Next time on POKéMON QUEST

Datass heads into the Prismatic forest, but suddenly DANGER STRIKES when an UNKNOWN FOE appears. Will DATASS have the courage to percevier? Find out next time at the same time this thread started, tomorrow! It's gonna be a BIG ONE.

No.503566

>>503459
Thanks OP. I need sleep! Will you archive this too?

No.503586

>>503459
A cliffhanger? FFFF-

Will this thread be put up on your site, by the way?

No.503593

>>503566
Sure Sure.

No.503609

pokequest thread 2 site rip rar ~6mb
http://www.mediafire.com/?8j8155n7punibdu

i'm sure OP will also update his site.