a fitful night of dreams, an impetuous piercing cry emanates from your
bedside, wrenching you from your slumber and throwing you, uncaring,
into the real. You make out your surroundings. This is your bedroom. You
lay under your covers, surrounded by posters of your favourite pop
star. Everything appears to be as it was the night before, except for
your stomach, which is now empty and nauseated. It's morning.Your PDA delivers you a motivational quote.>"Be the change you wish to see in the world.">>Some bumper-sticker and not GandhiWhat do you do?
Rub some lotion on my hands. They're freaking dry.
>>425573You have no lotion in your room. The closest lotion is in the hall bathroom. Are you really ready to leave your bedroom yet?While you mull this over, you kick off the covers.
>>425567 (OP)Quest threads belong on /tg/.Well, they don't belong there, but that's where you're supposed to post them. Nowhere else.
>>425579This is a blue board, Anon.>>425582That's an opinion that you have. Thank you for sharing your opinion.
Oh hey, you're that one poster with the really cute art style. I like this.
>>425584>That's an opinion that you haveThat's the rules cuckboi. If you don't like it take it up with the mods
looked smarter back when people thought that you had an opinion. Now
you're just a person who is mistaken about rules that don't really
exist. /qa/ has no written rules aside from global rules, (with a lax
enforcement of GR8 apparently) and /tg/ has no such rule stating that
quest threads belong there and only there. Sorry.
Wear bike shorts and sports bra
don't own a sports bra, but you do have your training bra. You don't
know how you feel about this thing but you have to wear it because one
of these days you're gonna have real boobs and if you don't get used to a
bra by then, you're gonna be in trouble.You always wear spats under your skirt. This is a no brainer.
obvious next step is to get something to eat to counteract the HP
degeneration. I'm assuming that's the cause. Eat something super tasty.
Eggs. Or take a shower, showers can be good for the hitpoints. Sexy
>>425637Better: Eat eggs while taking a shower.
tbqh, Risk needs a fucking board also. Might as well make /fg/.
Check the bed drawer.
>>425637>>425645Shower with eggs.
wosh u egg
>>425625(Forgot my trip and then accidentally fell asleep. Sorry. Back.)>>425637>>425645>>425696>>425698>>425706>>425817You
do really need to start your morning routine. Probably shouldn't have
started to get dressed already, but it is what it is. You add "Shower"
and "Eat an Egg" to your quest log.>>425691This
is where you keep your folded and ready school uniform that you
arranged the night before. Evening you is very agreeable and willing to
do nice things for morning you, but they can only plan ahead so far.Normally
you'd get dressed right now, but perhaps it would be better if we just
carried our clothes around with us until we showered?
vote to skip school today and do cool stuff, but she really needs the
INT points. Get sexy thong underpants and the uniform and take them into
the shower and S L O W L Y undressI cannot stress that last part enough
>>426082Y-you own a p-pair of thong underwear, yes, but... But you... ahem.While
you certainly wouldn't be embarrassed to wear it or anything, it would
be against school rules to do this and... And nobody would even see them
anyway under the shorts that school regulations make you wear so
there'd... There'd really be no point in wearing these!Nevertheless, you will carry them with you just in case you change your mind later, or they come in handy somehow.
>>426284Floss teeth with thong. Gotta keep good oral hygiene.
you leave your room to head to the bathroom to take your shower, you
encounter your half-step-sister-in-law, Mika. Mika's weird. You'd rather
not deal with her if you don't have to.Shit, she's talking to you.>"What're you doing in your underwear, Heather?"BLAST!>>426397Sure. Whatever. Later.
>>426414Cast detect trap
>>426414Cast detect undead
>>426414Cast aqual spate at stepsister and make her shirt wet
>>426645>not casting ray of frost on her nipsShaking my motherfucking head
have neither of those two spells, but we do have our PDA so we've added
Mika to the people file using current Encyclonet data.
>>426687Roll a diplomacy check. I want her katana.
>>426687Finally, characters with reasonable ages.
you have neither of these spells. You could make her shirt wet if you
were carrying some liquid, but you aren't carrying any right now. We are
on our way to the bathroom though. Hold that thought.>>426690This,
on the other hand, you can do! You make your best effort at trying to
convince her to give you her Ikaruga BlackWhite Blade.Mika seems to be amused by something.
>>426775Give her the finger and cry a littleDexterously
>>426775make her shirt wet with ur mouth ;)
>>426775Give her a hug. She'll never see it coming.
>>426775Play it off like a gag and surprise hug her and kiss her a little bit too
>>426790You successfully flip Mika off so hard she flips off.
>>427080I like you're pictures :^)
fantastic threadproceed to the shower
>>427108Thirding this, with the addition of caling sorry.
>>427080Entice sister to shower with you.
>Questfags raiding every board nowYou shitniggers belong in bodybags
>>427426This shit is fun and you can go fuck yourself. It'll be like a mini-quest.
>>427431Quests are definitely not fun. They are cancer, and now they're spreading their cancer to other boards.
>>427436I had a lot of fun myself my guy. I mean>raidingseriously?calm down my bud
i love you OP. keep doing what you're doing
make your way to the bathroom at the end of the hall. You would have
asked Mika to join you, but she's a little flipped off at the moment.
She's probably just pretending, but you're going to pretend she isn't.The
bathroom door is marked "occupied" at the lock, and there's a sound of
running water inside. Sounds like somebody else had the same shower idea
that you did. What do you do now?
>>427740>Sounds like somebody else had the same shower idea that you did. What do you do now?if experience is any judge, cry in my room
naked beforehand to save time and wait your turn for the shower. Also
take note of one of the easier chores assigned to Mika and consider
doing one for her so she might join you in the shower later.
>>427740apologize to rudeness to sister
>>427740knock on the door like bloody murder until whoever's in there opens up.
>>427740Sit on your sister and do a hot fart.
>>427740Break in and steal their eggs. Egg hoarding bastards crashing the market.
>>427740Start underground egg black market with stolen eggs.
we can never have sister incest, unless she's into that sort of thing.
Might want to put this on a to-do list after consummating with sister or
stealing her katana.
>>427740Throw one dollar at your stepsister and say "Keep the change ya filthy animal"
need a game plan here. we clean the temple for her and then wash and
eat the egg to recover health points. we do an extra stinky fart from
the egg on her, but she can't be mad because we cleaned the temple with
her. we offer to share our now empty shower with her, even though we
were first, because we did fart on her. we tell mika she has to wash us
because we have no arms.>>427995are we home alone?
wash the egg
>>427928I like this idea. Walking around naked feels great.>get naked>apologize to sis>sniff Mika's hair/fart on her >knock loudly on bathroom door
Fuck off questcuck. Quests go on /tg/
>>428009seems a little rude
>>427431>I AM FROM /TG/ AND ALL QUESTS MUST BE MY WAY AND ALSO THAT WAY IS SHITFuck
off. Story driven, not shit quests are fine, be it text or art. The
problem with /tg/ quests is that they have trash writing, no art to
redeem said writing, and systems out the wazoo.
Go back into our room and get that fucking book, and put on my school attire.
>>427928>Also take note of one of the easier chores assigned to Mika and consider doing one for herLet's see... Mika's three chores are...- Scrub the Temple Exterior- Ferry Souls- Organize Humans...
okay. So the Temple... You're not sure what the EXTERIOR'S size is, but
you know that the interior of the temple is a dome with an area of
exactly 1 million cubic meters, assuming the monks built it correctly to
the standards imposed on them by the old gods. Which they probably did
because the gods were there to check their work. Okay. So... 1 million
cubic meters... hemisphere... That would be about a radius of
78.159-ish... so the surface area of the inside of the temple would be
around 38...38...3...point... 2... Pretty sure. Yeah, 38383.2 so... That
would be about... Yeah so you can clean at a rate of maybe 6 meters
every zun so... That would take about like... 6397 and change zun to
do... which means it would take 64 days...You could probably ferry the souls if somebody told you how. Maybe Cynthia knows?You're not really sure what "Organize Humans" means but that shouldn't be hard. Can't be any worse than doing laundry.
begin knocking. The water is still going, for now, but we'll keep
knocking until there's any change in the situation, or until our arm
>>427931>>427942You would but you looked over at here and saw that she was fine and then she went back to pretending to be hurt.
>>428044>>428045>>428050Why have we been slowly dying this whole time? Examine vitals.
>>428055i think flipping off our sister hurt us some
>>428050Y-you would do the second one? Really?
>>428064Ne, looks like we've been starving ourselves of adventure to death.>>425625>>426082
>>428035Doesn't matter. Moot said Quests go on /tg/. Go take it up with him.You're blatantly breaking the rules and shitting up the board, just like all questfags.
matter until a mod decides to enforce this since I doubt Hiro even has
an opinion on anything. This board is basically blue /b/ with the mods
doing whatever they feel like.
>>428188Hello /s4s/. You and memelord Swaglord are cancerous faggots and deserve to be hung by the neck until dead
>>428197You mean hanged, I'm already hung.
door to the bathroom finally opens, and look who it is. Look who it
ALWAYS is. It's Shiné. Wasting your time. Stealing your eggs. It never
ends with her!>"Oh, Heather! I'm sorry. You usually shower before bed so... I'll get out of your way. It's all yours."
>>428197[s4s] is a red /b/ senpai
>>428534Quick shower, then downstairs for food. We're starving it looks like.
>>428534Quick, pull off her towel. It looks like she's hiding eggs in there.
>>428534spill your spaghetti.>tfw all dis hot girls>still no gf
to Shine for being rude and compliment her on being pretty. Segue into a
brief and incoherent fulmination regarding dirty eggs. Ask to borrow
Shine's towel because you forgot yours.
invite everyone to shower
Wear thong around the head like a pirate eyepatchAlso check spellbook
apologize to Shiné and politely ask her for her towel, eggs, to shower
with her and the like. Shiné freaks the hell out and screams at you like
some kind of shrieking harpy and then leaves.You take a shower.
All showered, you get dressed with all of your equipped items.You
decide to try wearing the thong under your spats. What's the worst that
could happen? It's not like anybody's going to see it on a blue board.
>>429124that's a big shower
>>429124Search the room for eggs.
Take another shower for XXXtra cleanliness
>>429124run to your sister and slap her in the face until she takes off your spats and thong with her teeth
>>429124Use high dexterity stat to dexterously go without spats or underpants under the skirt.
>>429124Open drawer in search for the eggs
>>429124You didn't floss your teeth. Now you need a new thong. You've soiled it.
>>429179I would argue that the thong has now been improved and is perfect for flossing.
hello questcucksyou can fuck off back to spooky now
>>429124get on internet.see what's up on 4chan.
>questfags raiding other boards now
>>426687>gender and sex are two seperate thingsFuck off
>>429179You could still use the sides. Also LATER, you have to find some eggs right now.>>429162>>429130You
search the bathroom high and low but you don't find ANY eggs! This is
ridiculous! You do find a bunch of other useless garbage though.- Shiné's makeup set.- Shædo's makeup set, which is completely untouched.- Cynthia's makeup set.- Mika's, yours, Shædo's, Cynthia's, and Shiné's toothbrush.- Toothpaste- Towels- Fronzit Charms- Flata Powder- Toilet Paper- Plunger- Toilet Brush- Soap- Shampoo- Dental Floss- Cotton Swabs- Eight different hairbrushes, all with Shiné's hair stuck in them.- Scissors- TweezersTime to acquire egg, (wash egg?) and eat egg.
Shiné and interrogate her as to the whereabouts of the eggs. Also ask
her if washing the egg is entirely necessary. I trust her opinion.
>>429372Take scissors and bring them to Shiné so you can scissor with her
>>429388You collect the scissors. They're a beautiful pair of U shaped scissors for careful, controlled, intricate cuts.>>429376You head out to the hallway. You were just about to knock, but you decide to try the door handle first.It's locked. You listen carefully and it doesn't sound like Shiné is in there.
>>429397Hurry up and eat. You're Hangry. Then you can floss your teeth with the thong.
>>429397Go in the Cat door.
Shiné with what appears to be a phone in your inventary. Angrily demand
to know the location of eggs, and wether they need to be washed.
Cast invisibility but it's the kind where your clothes don't go invisible so you have to be naked for it to work
Cat door is the door to Shædo's room. There's no lock or handle on the
door and you just push it open. Her room's pretty big and white. Shædo's
asleep under her blanket table thingie, whatever it's called.>>429399You added flossing teeth to your quest log. You'll do it later. You also dismissed the shower quest, as you've completed it.
>>429365I actually felt very proud when I saw that.
>>429410pet shaedo. this is more important than food
>>429414I wasn't proud personally but more just didn't care, personallyIT'S 2016 PEOPLE>>429410Run around the room with your arms spread wide side making airplane noises
discover your sexuality
been two days. We're long since late for school. At this point, it's
become a full-on truancy episode. It's time to eat breakfast. Sexy,
Why can't this board have spoilers? Mika is my waifu.
>>429419You pet Shædo. You feel at peace. You've been pretty stressed out and angry but petting Shædo puts your mind at ease.You take the time to update the characters file on your PDA.
>>429728Oh, this is the sequel to FFIX. That explains a lot.
>>429728Is the age expressed in months past the 18th year of life?Also storm out of the room while screaming "GIMME EGGS GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WICH I DESIRE"
Time to go to kitchen.
>>429853>>429871All right! Let's blow this pop-sickle stand.You head out to the hall and head down toward the kitchen, yelling your battle cry!Crap. It's Mika. Time for round two.>"Eggs?"
her beautiful hair and pretty face and apologize for being rude
earlier. Explain that you're literally dying of hunger (we think, could
be some woe onset by celibacy) and can she please help find some eggs,
it's very important. Tear up a little to really sell it and hug her and
kiss her a little too
bet she's hiding some eggs in her bangs. You carefully inspect her
bangs, using your dog-tier sense of smell to identify any trace of eggs
>>429890Ask to smell her feet.
>>429890Give her the double deuce.
>>429933>33more like the double trey
>>429933Also have her check my digits
Mika is my wife btw.
>>429890tickle Mika until she makes you eggs
>>429915Yes this. Kiss her long and hard. Make her yours.A-and maybe hold her hand?!?
>>429890Grab all that floating punctuation. I think they're actually colored eggs.
>>429937>>429662There's a ton of Mika art out there.
>>430320I can't tell what exactly is going on here but I like it
interrogate Mika for information about the whereabouts of the eggs
using NATO endorsed tactics. Everything seems to be going according to
plan when suddenly Mika shoves you off of her, stands up, stares at you
for a moment, then starts walking to the kitchen, calling out to Shiné.>"Hey,
Shiné! Remember that time Heather thought pokémon were real? I think
she's doing it again but with eggs or something..."This mission may have been compromised. What do you do?
>>430400pokemon are real they just live on islands far away.
>>430400How Can Eggs Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>430400mika's a bitch.follow Mika into the kitchen. repeat tactics on Shiné.
>>430400You can't take it anymore, you're starving. Beg your two housemates in a passive-aggressive way for those eggs.
Mika that bullying is not okay! Tell Shiné that A) Pokemon are real and
so is anime B) breakfast is THE most important meal of the dayalso repeat kissing tactics but use a deep tongue-kiss to really get the point across
>>430320Wait wait wait.Are these characters from a game or comic?>tfw newfag
>>430757I did some digging (read: googled remeranAuthor and neWrem) and it turns out OP did a series of threads on /vp/ six years ago, http://old.newrem.com/adventures/ and that they have a webcomic that hasn't updated in a year and a half that feels really experimental. http://www.newrem.com/flavor-text/comics/26/practice
>>430837Whoever they is they sure know how to make a sexy wifes
>>430837>2010 was 6 years agoI'm getting old
explains why I'm pretty sure I've seen a number of reaction images of
Shiné over the years. Nice to see these characters again, and on /qa/ of
morning has gone on long enough! You're a growing girl and if you don't
eat something soon, you're going to starve to death.You finally
reach the kitchen, there you find Shiné and Mika talking. Shiné is very
concerned and worried whereas Mika seems quite amused. Shiné is dressed
like she's going to be heading in to work soon.----->>430837 >>430839 >>430896 >>430320 >>430319 Dun dox me.
>>430920Spray their shirts with one of the many water hoses.
doesn't look very amused in that picture. She looks like she's losing
it. It's a good time to take advantage of that and behave normally,
whatever that entails.
ask the two of them the location of the eggs, while nonchalantely
wielding that big fork behind you like a dagger towards them
>>430920Oven mitt on head like a rooster's comb. Crow like rooster while miming your desire for egg breakfast.
hold mika's hand.
hold mika's butt
spray them both with water! Mika is unaffected by elemental attacks,
but that doesn't surprise you. Shiné on the other hand is completely
soaked!You explain that you've been very reasonable and polite
with them both so far, but this farce has gone on long enough. You want
your eggs and you want them now.
>>430942Meant to quote >>430922 instead of >>430728 sorry.
Heather know that eggs come out of a bird's butt? Her intellect is
pretty low, and maybe taking her to farm to look at bird butts would be a
good educational experience.
>>430942Shiné casts a stupid healing spell like a big stupid fat idiot.Mika takes a bow and extends a hand with the flair of a jester.>"I
see you've seen through my plot. Yes, all along I have been misleading
you. Your eggs are safe, but not for long. I've hidden three explosive
charges around the temple, each with an egg inside of the time
controller. If you are able to reach the bombs disable the egg timers,
you'll have your eggs. If you can't, well, let's just say we're all
going to be scrambled."You realize Mika doesn't know anything about the eggs.
>>430959mika's so perfect
>>430959Open the refrigerator and look for the eggs in there.Also compliment Mika for her progress in the "acting attitude" attribute.
I want to solve the mystery of why Heather is the only one with eyes like that.
>>430959I want to solve the mystery of if Mika's hair is made out of strawberry Twizzlers
>>430959>>431004>>431013Perhaps the answers are connected somehow. Rub Mika's hair on your eyes and find out.
>>430837>http://www.newrem.com/flavor-text/comics/26/practiceI'm digging this. Thanks senpai
>>431069somehow not awful
The tie-ins are runnign deep here
>>430974You compliment Mika on her acting and then check the fridge.Let's see:- Raw Nymbda with fur still on- Raw Plucked Tabra- Flata Root- Kelschii Ferns- Human Milk- Bova Milk- Toru- TABRA EGGS!There they ar--Suddenly, Mika steps into your field of vision!>"It's no longer the case that I was joking! You have 5 Zun to find them."You
slap Mika a couple times and tell her to knock it off. Shiné verbally
scolds Mika as well. Mika apologizes and says she unplanted the bombs.While slapping Mika around, you feel her hair a little. It's just regular hair, albeit strangely colored.
>>431251Did we feel anything else on Mika?
>>431251>vertical eyes>horizontal visionIt seems some mysteries are simply beyond human comprehension.Now, at long last, the eggs. ...I never expected we'd make it this far so I'm at a loss.
think we're meant to wash it, but that also increases the risk of
salmonella =/ i think we are doing very well. we were an aeroplane for a
the pair of house slippers from inside the fridge, wear them, and
explain to your friends how you have "'cold feet'" about washing the egg
because it may spread diseases.
Ask Shiné for advice on washing eggs. Wash if yes; no, proceed to cooking them. Do you have experience making eggs?
>>431571Regardless, just have Shiné cook the eggs. She doesn't look busy.
>>431251You get a wonderful idea. Boil the eggs!This way you are both washing AND cooking them at the same time.
>>431666I'm voting you for president.
>>431254Not anything out of the ordinary.>>431321Those
aren't house slippers. Those are Nymbdas. Nymbdas kinda look like
bunnies. Freezing them breaks down the laughter toxins in their meat,
making them edible. Nymbda meat is expensive and valuable since in low
doses the laughter toxin is euphoric and freezing it for exactly 550 Zun
is the perfect dose for most humans and humes.>>431317>>431571>>431577>>431666Now
we're GETTING somewhere! Shiné is practically useless for doing
anything substantial, but preparing food falls under "support" duties,
and Shiné excels at supporting! You give her clearcut instructions on
how to prepare the eggs and sure enough you have your breakfast!
>>432215You've acquired the [Egg Breakfast]!
>>432308go find Alex and ask him to teach us how to play guitar.
>>432308Stick the scissors in our slick pompadour.
>>432308Strip off thong and floss teeth and offer the thong to Mika for same.
>>432308>>432312shit, i mean, eat the egg breakfast, then go find alex and ask him to teach us how to play guitar.
>>432312See, this is exactly why I didn't want people doxxing me. We haven't introduced Alex yet.>>432538You eat the eggs!
>>432587Have we yet taken a shower?
>>432596We took one yesterday jesus
to the white mage girl and ask her for a healing spell because whacking
my tongue with that food so hard and fast must have given my a tongue
>>432621Both spellings are accepted. It would be more polite to apologize instead of being a spelling nazi over a made up word.
>>432623doxxing is not accepted.https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Doxxing
>>432629Thank you for the worthless Memecyclopedia link.
googled "Doxing" and got alternating results. I personally am going to
keep saying doxing with one X, but I'm not going to try to correct
>>432587Ask Shiney how to spell doxing
>>432640no, ask Mika. she seems more likely to be informed on it.
>>432587Put a bowl on your head (wide side down) and ride Shiny's shoulders like she's a horse.
>>432640Shine has shown herself to be inept at spelling, grammar, and syntax.
>>432654Damn Shiny is looking sexy there
Petition to rename "Shiny" to "Sexy", please sign below
>>432654I don't like this guy's OCs. Where's that guy from /co/ with the Rayman bitch?
Somehow I don't think Shiné is pronounced Shiny???
>>432663But it's the e from pokemon
>>432665...Let's make sure we're on the same page. Tell me how you think Pokemon is pronounced.
>>432667I've anyways said "pokemon," but I've also heard "pokemon."
>>432669You son of a bitch.
>>432669>>432663>>432665[YouTube] Potato Tomato (embed)
Dear Shiny:please step on my ballsDeepest Regards
>>432621>>432640>>432650>>432653Before you can give Shiné new orders, she tells you she needs to go to work and she disappears.>>432452Later! We still have to... wait... I guess this is the only thing left on our questlog right now.
>>432694Add "plot revenge against Shiny" and "enact revenge against shiny" to quest longnobody bails on us
>>432694Quest to find Shiny and kiss her.
have to find out why she kept pointing to her wrist despite not
actually wearing a watch. Is there a magic spell of some sort? This goes
deeper than we thought.
best thread on /qa/ in the current moment
>>432694Quest to discover what ails Shiny's wrist and create a poultice that heals her but also makes her horny and naked.
put four new items on your Quest Log, remove your thong and place it
back into your inventory, and leave the kitchen, back into the hallway,
but now you're sort of at a loss for what to do next. Trying to find and
acquire eggs was the force that drove your entire being, and now that
you've accomplished it, you're not sure what's left to do in life. You'd
been content with failure and setbacks your whole life, to never leave
your comfort zone. Now that you've experienced victory you're baffled by
just how hollow it feels. Is this what accomplishment really is? Is
this what being a success is like?
>>433442In situations like these, I like to masturbate. Perhaps we should try masturbating?
earlier post gave me an idea. We need to style our hair into a pomp.
You don't truly know success until you've worn a pompadour.
>>433442Destroy the picture of that guy with the glasses. He looks like a fucking nerd.
>>433455I agree. Let's do this.Not only does he look like a nerd, but when apathetic dread sets in, destroying things helps. Probably.Add "Cure apathetic dread" to quest log.
Since we're leaving our comfort zone and feeling new feelings, let's try turning tricks purely for the life experience.
>>433442Admire pretty cash
>>433455>>433457You punch that painting using your excellent STR and DEX.You guess you feel better maybe.
results of punching the painting. How damaged is it? Was it a favorite
of any of your room mates? You feel slightly ashamed, but the unfettered
joy of destruction and mayhem overpowers this. You have gained new
vigor. Remove 'cure apathetic dread' from quest log. Move to complete
objective 'floss teeth.' You've just eaten, you should go clean those
pearly whites off.
pull up a screen on your PDA showing off your personal finances. You
always put 25% of your funds at the end of every season into your
savings account and keep the rest in a Petty Cash repository which you
leave available to yourself if you ever want to spend it on something.
It's all psychological effects because you can just remove it from
savings at any time, but it's important to be responsible.
all active quests and go to school... today will be the day we lose our
virginity, and it's time to get this show on the road.
>>434145I don't want to support this decision but it made me laugh so i have to.Second for canceling active quests and going to school to lose virginity. Also, add "lose virginity" to quest log
>>434148Is Heather even a virgin? She's 32.
the age distribution, it looks like they age at at a much slower rate
than we do. Assuming a similar culture related to sex, and Heather's
reluctance to wear the thong, I think she's likely a virgin.Use PDA to determine virginity status of each character met so far.
>>434156Yes you are.>>434161You
check everybody's virginity using Encyclonet. There was an age check
because people under the age of 60 aren't supposed to ask those sorts of
questions, but you just route through Shædo's proxy she set for you.When
you checked Shædo's virginity, there was a little note next to it.
These notes are usually included next to information that is considered
sensitive information to those people to help prevent you from sticking
your foot in your mouth, or to assist you in being a troll if you are so
inclined. Luckily, most people are nice.
>>434194>Don't bring this up around herAw man, this is getting dark.
>>434224>getting darkWell, that's why they call her "Shadow"! x^D
>>434194it is spooky that there's an organization which has collected such detailed information about everyone.Research
the people running Encyclonet to see how they acquire such information.
We have to find out if they're violating muh privacy.
>>434194Mock Shaedo for being a dirty hoe
>>434194wait a second. why isn't Mika wearing underwear? lewd.also, while researching Encyclonet (>>434228), look up the difference between the "GIrl" "Woman" and "Lass" genders. Also, look up a list of possible genders.in case we ever want to change genders to something more snowflakey.
Can perhaps we change gender to lesbian.
>>434335Also get a translation of whatever is on Mika's shirt.
>>434194Ask Mika for her shirt so we can more closely examine it.
is a community curated, government moderated, worldwide repository of
information. All registered Monster Slayers are catalogued and their
equipment is continuously updated, along with their stats and if they're
in combat, with whom. Encyclonet also has some information on
civilians, but not nearly as much. Your own personal statistics are
available to you but largely hidden from everybody else. A given
civilian is mostly protected by there just being too many civilians to
bother with. People like Mika, Shiné, and Shædo, are public figures, so
more people care about what they're up to.Encyclonet doesn't
have centralized servers, but rather stores it in "the honeycomb", using
a redundancy mesh, able to be fully restored from any ten thousand
PDAs. PDAs are self organizing, intercommunicating, mana powered,
Parutaiga Dord Azstmrit devices, with the popular "Personal Digital
Assistant" backronym for people who have difficulty pronouncing the
Kapra "zstmr" consonant cluster.When you turn 60 you're going to
need to decide whether or not you want to register or undergo MEDS.
You're leaning toward MEDS because Monster Slayers don't exactly have
the highest life expectancy, monsters are really gross sometimes, and
you want to be an architect when you grow up.>>434335"Gender"
is more like a series of keywords that conflates the Western idea of
gender binaries with sexual orientations. There are a TON of genders, as
they build off of each other, but a quick explanation of the ones we've
seen so far.Girl - Female, feminine, and underage.Woman - Female, Feminine, Heterosexual, TraditionalLass - Female, Single/Unmarried, Asexual or bisexual and not interested, NeutralOthers
include things like "Lipstick Lesbian" or "Butch" or "Tomboy" and all
mean what you'd assume they mean. There are some weird ones like "Forji"
which some Demons (and eccentric humans) identify as.>>434348Mika's shirt just says "Ki Ku Ri" in Stoic Kapra.
>>434376damn, that was really elaborate.find
the hacker known as 4chan and see if our petty cash is enough to pay
him to develop a remote PDA exploit that will allow arbitrary code
execution, then use that to run code that will overwrite all storage
data on the PDA with random data 30 times after sending a copy of itself
to every other PDA listed in that PDA's network. Then have the code
install a kernel-level rootkit on every 1 in 100 PDAs that will wait to
see if the PDA receives an update containing old data, and will then
prevent the PDA from forwarding that data, and infect the PDA that sent
the dataWe're bringing this mesh down, baby. After all, now
everyone will know we're wearing a thong! What if Shiny found out? ;_;
that would be too embarrassing. better to destroy the whole thing.also, look up more demon genders.
>>434376I'm interested in the geography of our home which apparently has a massive temple nearby. Load up Mapquest and get our bearings.>>434388We're
not wearing the thong anymore, we removed it to use as dental floss but
have yet to do so. I'm fully in favor of flossing our teeth with the
thong in question.Also, remove shorts and wear thong because you want to be a bad girl today.
>>434431>We're not wearing the thong anymore, we removed it to use as dental floss but have yet to do sotrue, but it was still in our inventory. shiny or anyone else could have found out at any time.plus i want to wear it again later
>>434376can any of our housemates grow a magic futa benis
>>434463I've never been more aroused.
Take off hairpin and enlarge it into an actual sword. That sounds crazy enough that it's probably possible.No real reason for doing this other than that you look cooler carrying a sword around in one hand.
>>434463mika is my waifu desu
waifu discussion for this series is getting so big that I'm thinking of
creating a thread for it. We must have intense waifu wars. So that I
can tell everyone that Shiné is best girl.
>>434575shiny is a woman, not a girl. learn your waifu, nerd.mika is best girllink thread here if you make it pls
>>434578Sorry for the confusion. I meant girl, not girl. Different words with different implications.I'll keep you posted.
Hopflash genders to 'woman' before we lose our virginity so it's absolutely legal.
it's possible to ascend gendre to "streetwalking tramp"
spend some time searching for words like “4chan”, "kernel-level" and
"hack the planet" and find that these are all just pop culture
references to various fictional stories like Andy Cush, Cory Doctorow,
and Rafael Moreu. >>434565It's
not a tiny sword but rather, a tiny dagger. A tiny bloody dagger. It's
your city charm, and it's meant to symbolize the sacrifice of Moncrefe
when he--wait. School. >>434145 >>434148 >>429436 >>428037 >>426284No, wait. >>426098YEAH!
You DO vote to skip school today! Hahaha! That settles that! The first
30 years of school are for kids who don't know what vocation they want
to take, anyway. You're going to be an architect so you'll start really
working hard at school when you get into REAL school that actually
matters for life beyond it.Wait hold on... Is today one of the days we play tennis? You check the school schedule.... It is. You're late for school! You need to get to school and FAST!
>>434834Wear thong as eye patch
>>434834check EncycloNet Maps for the quickest path to school, then take it.
than do that, you pull up Cartographer® to display your Minimap℠ and
Waypoint™ route path. Proprietary programs work way better than user
curated things like Encyclonet. You only use Encyclonet when there's no
better alternative.Your map shows that, predictably, the fastest
route to school involves exiting through the temple. Considering that's
the only way outside, that makes sense. You should probably get your
Tennis Racket from your room first though.And your backpack you GUESS.
>>434932Add "Forego Use of Proprietary Software" to quest log. We're going to make Richard Stallman proud.Go to room and grab the tennis racket and backpack, then pack a lunch for school and head to school.
our face into the tennis racket so that the skin kinda squidges out and
feels funny for a minute, then do the same for our chest.
I bet we're gonna get there and it's all gonna be a ruse and school doesn't actually exist. Story of my life pretty much.
>>434943You collect your Tennis Racket and your backpack.>>435039You
consider pushing your face into the tennis racket, and then do it. Then
you push it against your chest for some reason. Anyway! We're all ready
>>435365Now jump out the window as a shortcut, because jumping out windows looks awesome.
vote teleport to school. We're living in the rectory for some
hypermagical space race, there's got to be someone among the sexy cats
and big titty blondes that knows how to do teleportation magic.
>>435365We had a pink book here >>426284Find that shit and go
>>435365>We're all ready to go!LET'S GO, WOO.
>>435507...wait...Where is it? WHERE'S OUR DIARY?!?
>>435849Check in the shower. Also, take another shower to relax.
your Diary and teleporting to school are likely accomplished in the
same way. You add "Find Mika" to your quest log, along with finding your
diary and teleporting to school. It's time to get some answers! You
equip your backpack, put your tennis racket into your backpack, and head
out to the hall.First place to look for Mika is her bedroom. You knock on her bedroom door.
>>436137Mika's door opens.She seems to be in one of her plant moods.
>>436141list all objectivesadd 'check these dubs'dive into plants
>>436141Set her on fire.Yes, I remember that information from earlier, but if she's committed to the role she'll play along.
the most effective way of accomplishing this would be pointing your
finger and shouting "FIREBALL!", regardless of whether or not you
possess such a power.
>>436141Slice them shits up with the scissors
>>436141slice up our clothes with scissors
>>436313Sounds like a good idea!>>436317Sounds
like an even BETTER idea. That's exactly the sort of thing Mika would
just let happen. You point your fingers and shout FIREBALL!Nothing happens. You're momentarily confused, then disappointed, and then just resign to walking into the plant room.
>>436775You don't have time for this.
>>436779Climb up in the tree like Tarzan and look for Mika from a high branch while making monkey noises.
>>436312You look over your quest log and add "Check Dubz" but you're not sure what that means.
>>436779Trick Mika into appearing by enticing her with something that would entice her.
>>437108Sex. Entice her with lesbian sex.
>>437121Your idea is gay.
>>437011nice fucking dubs!!!!
>>437223almost trips :(
would probably work, but it would work better than you'd like. Maybe we
could try to entice her with something we're carrying? Racket,
scissors, or thong?
>>437918Now is your moment. Lure Mika out with a thong flossing of your teeth!
>>437934I like this idea. We can complete that quest at last. This is called killing two birds with one stone.
>>437918>egg bombShe really wasn't lying when she said she set those up. Too bad we already ate. Also another vote for the thong flossing.
floss your teeth with your thong. You're careful to only use the parts
that go over your hips and not the string that goes under you.
>>439105Surprising nobody, the egg bomb at your feet transforms into Mika.>"Did you just floss your teeth with a thong?"You
mark Find Mika, Floss Teeth, and Check These Dubz off your list of
quests. You'll need to research whether or not trips count as dubs or if
they're an entirely separate entity.
>>439111 (You)Give her the thong, you don't need it anymore. Perhaps she's willing to make an exchange.
>>439111 (You)>You'll need to research whether or not trips count as dubs or if they're an entirely separate entity.You're one cheecky cunt m8To
answer Mika, say "No. No I didn't.". Make sure to repeat "I didn't"
three times, each time more fading and unsecure than the last.
Kiss Mika on the lips.
Great job on flossing your teeth Heather! Now skip school all together and go outside and hunt monsters!
>>439192Mika becomes interested in your insecurity.
>>440253All according to plan. Stick your entire head inside her mouth.
>>440253Stick your finger in her mouth.
>>440253Remain embarrassingly silent and fidget your hands.
>>440253Quietly stare at the ground as you slip the thong on your head to hide your shame
>>440466You check dubz.Mika leans in, delighted by your embarrassment.
>>441318dear god please tongue kiss her as hard as you possibly can
>>441355That's gay. Just lick her, like a normal person. I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.
>>441355>>441377dubs>>441318lick her eyeball, like any self-respecting member of glorious land of sun
>>441318Make use of this opportunity to look into her soul through her eyes and see wether she has your diary.
>>441355Maybe... you could... try that...>>441377You give Mika a licking!>>441488Looks like she did indeed have your diary! You take it.
>>441579 (You)Sit on her butt.
>>441579 (You)Sit on her and make sure she didn't take pages.Also mention to her that she had the taste of a liar
take a seat on her butt and look over your diary. It's unopened and
nothing's damaged. Then you take some time to organize your quest log.
You feel like you're almost done with what can be done here at home.Only thing left to do is Go to school and also teleport to school, which are basically the same thing.
>>442080New plan. Ride Mika to school like a noble(?) steed.
>>442080Ride Mika like a streetwalking hussy.
>>442080Look around Mika's Room
not much to look at in Mika's room while she's not in one of her moods.
Mika defaults to turning herself into oxygen when she's not plants, or
fire, or some sort of computerized meat, or something.>>442082You reposition yourself so your legs hang on either side of her.
well that's quest. Good quest everyone. GGbump limit reached~
>>442346Oh no! We're running out of time! We need to get to school and FAST!You use everything you've learned over the adventure to get Mika ready to teleport you to school!
>>442373 (You)You ride Mika onward through one of her portals and out to your classroom! RIGHT ON TIME!Your classmates marvel at your ingenuity and clever problem solving! Miss Worby will probably give you extra credit for this!
>>442373 (You)>>442436 (You)amazinguntie mika and flirt with someone.
>>442447O-oh... Right you need to... Right that's on your quest log. Well you... you...You
are OUT OF TIME! You'll get your flirt on next time, assuming you
remember! Ha ha! Well, it's time for class! What's on the syllabus
today, Worby?Until Next Time! Thank you for playing /qa/ - Quests and Adventures!
>>442468 (You)Cheers mate. On what board will you start the next adventure? Also will you upload this adventure on some site?
>>442708I'll probably just upload it the site this anon found >>430837 (You)
that I forgot I had because 6 years is a long time. Maybe I'll make a
more readable version with screencaps of quoted posts in really tall
images for tumblr or some crap.
I hope you do more of these. This was the funnest thread this board has had in a long time.