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POKéMON QUEST: PART TWO GENERATION 6 07/24/10(Sat)01:11 No.495141  
Last time, on POKEMON QUEST:

You left your house to enter PROFESSOR LOCUST's lab, to collect your first POKEMON, but YOUR RIVAL came to cause trouble. Using your new POKEMON you defeated YOUR RIVAL, and then received your POKEGEAR 4G which was preloaded with the POKEDEX app, then went home. You collected your JETPACK and flew to the outskirts of your hometown, POLYGON TOWN.

You now stand before a route that is rather difficult to find.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:12 No.495180
Suicide
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:14 No.495268
have a victory fuck with your pokemon
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:14 No.495284
Take in sunlight!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:15 No.495320
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>>495180
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:17 No.495368
Humiliation Konga!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:19 No.495436
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>>495284
You would but it's cloudy out. It's going to rain soon.

>GENERATION 6 WILL HAVE WEATHER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET BASED ON YOUR LOCATION AND SOME POKEMON ARE ONLY CAPTURABLE DURING CERTAIN WEATHERS. HOPE YOU DON'T LIVE IN MAINE OR SEATTLE.
>> BROserade !!VopCFBpWokQ 07/24/10(Sat)01:20 No.495482
>>495436

Fuck that sounds awesome, don't tease me bro.

WANDER INTO GRASS
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:20 No.495499
>>495436
They need to do this!!!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:20 No.495502
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>>495436
WALK INTO THE GODDAMNED ROUTE AND FIGHT SOME WILD POKEMON
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:22 No.495571
>>495436
Save the game!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:24 No.495627
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>>495482
ohhhhhh myyyy!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:25 No.495680
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>>495627
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:26 No.495720
>>495680
Abscond
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:29 No.495812
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>>495720
Oh shit it's a new pokemon that has never been in any of the previous games before.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:30 No.495856
>>495812
Is it a nipple or some kind of amoeba?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:31 No.495881
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Go DURAMANA.
>>  Anonymous  07/24/10(Sat)01:31 No.495885
you faggots will do anything for attention
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:31 No.495901
Throw some mud at it.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:31 No.495902
A wild pigeon appears!

Neighbor: "Hey, wait! You don't have any defense against that small animal!"

Your character: "It's alright! These animals actually rarely bother people, and usually scamper off if you don't feed them food! I'm in no harm whatso- oh okay you threw a rock at it and it died."
>> BROserade !!VopCFBpWokQ 07/24/10(Sat)01:33 No.495946
FIGHT
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:33 No.495970
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>>495901
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:34 No.496010
>>495946
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:35 No.496048
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You select fight for reasons that indicate you didn't see last night's thread.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:36 No.496077
>>495812
>>495881
>>495970
Duramana is missing its life bar
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:36 No.496083
>>495970
Flip it off.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:36 No.496084
USE THE POKEDEX APP. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE FUCKER CAN DO. /capslock
>> Anonymoose 07/24/10(Sat)01:36 No.496086
Next pokemon will be pre-evolution of Luvdisk!
>> Anonymoose 07/24/10(Sat)01:39 No.496161
>>496048
Throw Pokeball
>> BROserade !!VopCFBpWokQ 07/24/10(Sat)01:39 No.496165
>>496048

I had to sleep, I left before you even made it out of your house. :<

LEER
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:41 No.496241
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>>496086
Don't spooooil!

>>496084
You haven't caputered it yet!

>>495970
You can only use one Trainer Ability per round in Pokemon Generation 6!

>>496077
It's on the bottom screen.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:44 No.496329
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>>496165
Duramana LEERS.

PotAwto's defense fell.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:44 No.496335
>>496241
Play a Touch-Screen Minigame!
>> BROserade !!VopCFBpWokQ 07/24/10(Sat)01:45 No.496385
>>496329

PUNCH POTAWTO
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:46 No.496405
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>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:47 No.496447
>>496405
Oh, crap. Use Growl.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:48 No.496488
>>496405
USE DOUBLE EDGE NOAWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:49 No.496521
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>>496335
LOCUST: Now is not the TIME for that!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:51 No.496617
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GROWL DOES NOTHING because he's underground.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:52 No.496659
>>496617
SING A TOOL SONG
>> Anonymoose 07/24/10(Sat)01:52 No.496667
>>496521
Throw a damn pokeball! If that doesn't work, then go kick the shit out of it. Wait for it to resurface from dig first.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:53 No.496674
>>496405
Switch to the Ice/Flying type whose named currently escapes me!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:53 No.496677
>>496617
Just throw the pokeball. We can't hurt it goddamn.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:54 No.496734
>>496674
We have another pokemon? Man, I should have been here for the first part. What is it?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:55 No.496776
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>>496674
Now we're talking!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:56 No.496821
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>> Anonymoose 07/24/10(Sat)01:57 No.496841
>>496776
Fight
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)01:57 No.496859
>>496821
>>496821
Use Leech Seed.
>> Anonymoose 07/24/10(Sat)01:59 No.496964
>>496821
Extreme cold
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:00 No.497006
>>496964
>>496964
LEECH SEED
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:00 No.497008
>>496821
Fuck. Both of those attacks look like they'll knock out PotAwto. Use Peck, I guess.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:01 No.497024
>>496821
Use Extreem cold on Datass's nipples, they will become sharp enough to stab out the wild pokemon's eyes.
>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:01 No.497055
OMG I'M LATE TO THE PARTY! -starts reading to catch up-
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:02 No.497074
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>>496964
Snowbirga uses extreme cold!

The area is now an iceburg.
>> Anonymoose 07/24/10(Sat)02:03 No.497115
>>497074
Aaaand?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:04 No.497153
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>>497115
PotAwto uses Potato Lamp.

It's Super Effective 4x Damage and STAB.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:05 No.497200
>>497153
Fucking hell. Flee damn it.
>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:07 No.497308
>>497153
SON OF A BITCH! Uhhh... Send Ichisee (is that right?) And choose fight!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:08 No.497327
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>>497200
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:09 No.497364
>>497327
You're kidding, right?
>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:09 No.497369
>>497327
NO WAY OUT! D:
Send out the grass/poison type! There's gotta be something it can use!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:10 No.497422
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>>497308
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:11 No.497453
>>497422
Blunt. You know you have to.
>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:11 No.497471
>>497422
Uhhh... Okay use Cush? OH WAIT! Does the second screen give a summary of what the moves do? O_O
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:12 No.497509
Cush
>> Groudon !!f0wcsBeaSDE 07/24/10(Sat)02:13 No.497567
SUDDENLY. GROUDON. THOUSANDS OF THEM.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:14 No.497587
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>>497453
Kelschii delivers a BLUNT TRAUMA to PotAwto.

PotAwto faints!

Datass wins the battle!

Duramana receives 15 exp

Duramana has reached level 6!

Kelschii receives 15 exp.

Kelschii has reached level 6!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:15 No.497654
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>> Tauros !xq077OejDw 07/24/10(Sat)02:17 No.497727
>>497654
:o
>> Tauros !xq077OejDw 07/24/10(Sat)02:18 No.497761
>>497654
wtf is it to begin with :~
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:19 No.497786
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>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:20 No.497814
>>497786
Oh my God. WTF!? lol Wow. Okay? Pokedex App?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:20 No.497816
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>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)02:20 No.497829
Do we have an archive yet? I have a site rip of the last thread I'd like to submit.
>> Tauros !xq077OejDw 07/24/10(Sat)02:21 No.497862
>>497816

so its an multi elemental penis/diglett.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:23 No.497921
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>>497814
New Pokedex entry for Duramanana
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:23 No.497936
>>497816
Why the fuck can't it damage anything FFFFFF-
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)02:23 No.497937
Duramanananabooboo
>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:25 No.497993
>>497921
wow. Fuckin' useless fire type. lol Hope this changes soon.
Continue to next town.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:26 No.498024
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>>497993
Which one? Plaid Town or Tandem Town?

(We're out of colors by this point.)
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:27 No.498053
>>498024
I say Plaid town.

>out of colors
You wish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colors
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:29 No.498138
>>497829
I don't think 4chanarchive has /tr/ up yet, unfortunately.
Good thing you saved the first thread though.

For those of you who don't know why you have 3 pokemon, they're the starters and you got all three.
>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:31 No.498185
>>498024
Plaid. Then check the first house ya see.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:31 No.498197
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>>498053
No, you don't understand. Black and White, and then subsequent continuations in the Console pokemon series USED ALL OF THOSE.

So you head off to Plaid Town, when...
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:33 No.498277
>>498197

is that TOM?
>> Toc 07/24/10(Sat)02:34 No.498285
>>498197
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Alright lets get this over with.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:35 No.498342
>>498197
Let's go Durumanana! You're...you're okay.
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)02:36 No.498376
>>498138
I inadvertently ripped every page of every board. Not the full threads, but pages 0, 1, 2, ect. of every board. I trimmed out the ones that weren't /vp/ but pruning out vp's would be... problematic.

Currently it's 8megs rar'd.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/24/10(Sat)02:38 No.498459
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JETPACK?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:38 No.498485
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Did you know you can friend me on POKéBOOK?

It's a new app on your POKéGEAR 4G that allows you to keep in touch with trainers and learn where they are so you can challenge them to REMATCHES!

You should add me right now! My POKéBOOK login name is COOLTRAINER-F CLARISA! I know it all!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:39 No.498512
>>498485

use your ARMS on it
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/24/10(Sat)02:39 No.498518
ignore friend request
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:41 No.498570
>>498485
Add friend. Maybe she'll give us something.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:41 No.498606
Lesbian Sexy Times!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:43 No.498663
>>498570
>> Garchomp !KoNDvmf2dk 07/24/10(Sat)02:44 No.498694
>>498485

accept it
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:44 No.498714
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You just LOG ON to POKéBOOK and add me! There, I did it for you!

Now we're best internet friends!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/24/10(Sat)02:45 No.498734
get stuff?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:46 No.498789
>>498714
Take photo with Cooltrainer F and post it on your profile
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:46 No.498795
Watch this actually happen in a game.
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)02:47 No.498850
>>498789
THIS!

In other news I've gotten the rip of the old thread down to 5mb if anyone wants it.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:48 No.498892
>>498850
I'll have it.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:49 No.498924
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>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:50 No.498946
>>498924

Poke her in the eye... hope she drops money
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:50 No.498972
>>498850
We need to find/make a permanent website to put these on.
>> Garchomp !KoNDvmf2dk 07/24/10(Sat)02:51 No.499004
>>498924
poke her boobs
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:51 No.499005
>>498485
>CLARISA! I know it all!
Oh you guys and your 90s tv show references.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:52 No.499038
>>498924
poke her back
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:52 No.499056
>>498924
>she wants to fuck
>> OP 07/24/10(Sat)02:52 No.499071
>>498972
((I'll host them on my own site if you want. I'll make a page that has an index later. Please don't look at anything else on the site. It is ALL terrible and I'm currently doing a massive restructuring of everything))

Thread 1: http://www.newrem.com/savedthreads/tr%20%20-%20Team%20Rocket.htm
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)02:56 No.499216
>>499071
HURRAY!

Well here's another rip of thread 1 for anyone who still wants it.
http://www.mediafire.com/?epls0xc7pl4m6fx
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:58 No.499294
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She takes a picture of you two as new best friends and then posts it to her POKéBOOK it's really annoying.

She then lets you go and then stands in place, never to move again unless invoked.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:59 No.499330
GTFO of there.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)02:59 No.499333
>>499294
check her pokebook to see if shes got anything interesting going on.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:01 No.499390
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Smack the cool trainer in the tit telling her to prepare for a Poke'mon Battle. For now on, this is how you will challenge other trainers to battles.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:01 No.499410
>>499071
Op, we love you!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:02 No.499433
>>498485
Oh hell yes, Clarissa Explains It All reference! Nice one OP.
>> Garchomp !KoNDvmf2dk 07/24/10(Sat)03:02 No.499438
>>499294
look for a town with a gym and kick ass
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:03 No.499495
Grind to evolve ice dodo and weed guy.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:04 No.499520
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OK so after that Pokéal Networking fiasco, you make it to Plaid Town. God dammit.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:04 No.499555
>>499520

go search that house
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:06 No.499624
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Oh wait, nevermind. I guess we're going to Tandem City.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:07 No.499652
jeez you sure do look a lot like TOM from behind
>> OP 07/24/10(Sat)03:08 No.499683
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OK so we're going to skip ahead a bit until we get to Tandem City, if you don't mind.
>> Garchomp !KoNDvmf2dk 07/24/10(Sat)03:09 No.499701
>>499624
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
yeah do that
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:09 No.499716
Go to Tandem City and try to find someone normal
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:12 No.499791
Walk into Tandem City all badass and shit.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:12 No.499802
>>499624
Post photos of your team on PokeBook.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.499858
>>497654
>>497786
>>497816
I know this is pretty late, but goddamn it evolved at level 6.
And then it learned tail whip. WHEN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TAIL FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.499861
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>>499791
There's a storm blowing in...

...on the winds of change.

There's a new champion in town...

...and her name is Datass.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.499875
challenge someone
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:15 No.499896
you should mug someone for cash to buy balls to catch potawtoes
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:16 No.499940
Go find a Pokemart to stock up on supplies.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:17 No.499962
go to the first gym already, christ
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:17 No.499963
>>499875
You don't see any Pokémon trainers around.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:17 No.499969
>>499858
>Digglet learned Scratch

Problem?

>>499861
Head to the Poke'mon Center, kick the doors open, and demand the nurse heals your pokemon, all whilst being bug eyed.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:18 No.500025
no
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:18 No.500026
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>>499963
((forgot my pic))
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:20 No.500124
So is DATASS male or female since she's a ?.
>> missingno 07/24/10(Sat)03:20 No.500140
go to the pokemart to buy supplies and shit
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/24/10(Sat)03:22 No.500213
issue a town-wide challenge so that their best trainer may come forth
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:24 No.500278
>>499683
Should have been a .gif of you blasting off using your jetpack instead.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:24 No.500294
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>>499969
The nurse politely acquiesces to your request.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:27 No.500385
>>500294
Save the game!!!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:28 No.500417
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>>500385
She gives your pokemon back and says she hopes to see you again.

You save the game!
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/24/10(Sat)03:29 No.500434
NOW FIGHT
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:29 No.500442
get some running shoes for fucks sake
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:30 No.500459
>>500417
Cool, now go outside and climb up a lamp post and gather data on the town's buildings.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:31 No.500490
>>500417
>>500417
Go outside and use bluetooth to scan for nearby trainers.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:31 No.500498
Grind them for a bit to up there levels, 80s montage style!
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:33 No.500549
>>500417
I kinda wish this pic and an unexplained three arms.

Go to the shop and buy pokeballs.
>> Captain Rock !seJuh9QJ3A 07/24/10(Sat)03:34 No.500576
>>500417
Show us Dat Ass.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:35 No.500608
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>>500459
You use your JETPACK to fly up to the top of a lamp post.

This town has a MART, a POKéMON center, an ENTRANCE to the PRISMATIC FOREST and an OLD LADY who knows what she's doing.
>> Captain Rock !seJuh9QJ3A 07/24/10(Sat)03:37 No.500663
>>500608
I DO BELIEVE DATASS SHOULD SHOW US DAT ASS.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:37 No.500665
Try to steal money from the old lady
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:38 No.500688
>>495141
Yeah... Pokemon... Didn't you beat him up with your Arms item?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:38 No.500696
Ask the old lady to show you how to catch pokemon
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:38 No.500698
>>500608
Talk to old lady.
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:38 No.500699
>>500665
No! She'll just give us a tutorial!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:39 No.500713
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>>500549
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:40 No.500756
>>500713
Oh good the tutorial just died. Buy potions too I think.
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:41 No.500766
>>500756
wait do we even have money?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:41 No.500767
>>500713
Examine the body, please. Can't just leave a dying person out on the street.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:41 No.500770
>>500713
STEAL TO THE OLD LADY
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:42 No.500811
>>500767
>examine the body
Is this code for "loot the corpse"? Because if so we may have found the answer to our (hypothetical) monetary woes!
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:44 No.500858
>>500811
She might not be dead.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:44 No.500872
     File1279957495.png-(95 KB, 500x500, 0040-YoureFromPolygonRight.png)
Anyway, so you go inside the shop but when you walk in, the store clerk points at you and says,

>"Hey, aren't you from Polygon? I've been expecting you. There's a package for Professor Locust."
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:45 No.500900
check the contents of the package
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:46 No.500918
>>500900
>NowIsn'tTheTimeToUseThis.jpg
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:48 No.500971
>>500872
I KNEW IT.
Fill out the POKéMART survey.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:48 No.500982
>>500872
Tell the dude to fuck off, You aren't his delivery bitch. Then proceed to buy supplies (10x Poke'Balls and 5x Potions)
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:49 No.501009
he's kinda hot, flirt with him
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:50 No.501057
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>>500900

OH GOD HOW PREDICTABLE.
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:50 No.501066
>>500872
What's with that stuffed Hobbs doll?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:51 No.501096
>>501066
And the stupid Calvin shirt.
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:51 No.501097
>>501057
.jpg.png
nice touch.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:52 No.501134
maybe because it's Calvin
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)03:53 No.501189
OP why is the POKéMART owner Calvin of "Calvin and Hobbs"?


...Can we use his Time Machine?
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:55 No.501249
Take package to Prof. Locust. Let's get this story going.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:55 No.501261
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>>500982
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.501273
lucky we have a jetpack to fly around... does it have fuel?
>> xD !4changtcqk 07/24/10(Sat)03:58 No.501337
>>501261
inb4 pokemon battle
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)03:58 No.501344
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>>501249
Yeah, I guess we should.
>> Shiny Lugia !Murder.0Hs 07/24/10(Sat)03:59 No.501350
fight hobbes
>> SLS10 07/24/10(Sat)04:01 No.501406
>>501344
Trip over a rock.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:02 No.501422
the package probably has something in it that the professor is going to give you anyway like every other package ever
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:02 No.501431
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>>501337
You're heading outside when--
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:02 No.501436
>>501344
Suddenly, Tom shows up as you leave the pokemart!
>> SLS10 07/24/10(Sat)04:03 No.501454
>>501431
TAIL WHIP
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:05 No.501527
use your ARMS again
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:05 No.501547
walk out the door backwards
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)04:06 No.501568
>>501431
thanks for the link to the POKéMUSIC
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:06 No.501580
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>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:07 No.501602
that bitch stole his fedora back from you ;_;
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:09 No.501632
>>501580
inb4 bug catcher due to the hat and tank top.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:09 No.501639
>>501580
Ask, "Why is your nose not broken?"
>> !!3VK4v6TnuDz 07/24/10(Sat)04:10 No.501661
>>501632
...but... bug catchers don't wear fedoras...
>> SLS10 07/24/10(Sat)04:11 No.501698
>>501580
Use one of your creatures to retaliate! Preferably the ice dodo thing.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:11 No.501720
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>>501632
((stop spoiling my jokes))

>"Hey Bitch. I have my OWN pokemon now, and we're going to fight fair and square this time. No more of your tricks!"
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:12 No.501740
kick him in the balls and take that pokemon
>>  Anonymous  07/24/10(Sat)04:13 No.501781
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>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141
>>495141

Fuck off you talentless hack.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:14 No.501795
>>501720
Release Dura-whateverthefuckitscalled, pick it up and bludgeon the fucker and take back your hat and strut off to Loc's place.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:17 No.501871
>>501781
You go fuck off. Leave OP alone.
>> Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)04:18 No.501893