Can you help guide DATASS 2 B A MASTAH?
Read: Part One: PCHOOOOOO
Read: Part Two: The Two Trainers
Read: Part Three: Revenge of the Sister
Read: Part Four: So Long and Thanks For All the Pokémon
Read: Part Five: Bound and Captcha'd
There happens to be a 6th thread SoMeWhErE but I can't find it so consider it lost unless you find some 4chan /vp/ archive that goes back to 2009. Good luck.